John Gray

• Horrible product placement with the Virgin Mobile phone. No one has a cell phone in prison much less Lady Gaga Heartbeat headphones.
• Lady Gaga was sent to prison for killing her boyfriend in the Paparazzi video. Beyonce, you can’t just bail a murderer out of prison.
• Would have been much better if Beyonce would have broken Lady Gaga out of prison.
• I was waiting for Beyonce to have a ghetto funky breakdown at her verse. Something very Sasha Fierce because that verse is very Sasha Fierce very…instead she was driving a car. I hate when music videos just have people driving cars and singing.
• Dialogue between B and Gaga…talk about cheesy and over dramatic.
• There was no clear motive for the mass murder at the diner.
• wtf….are Gaga and B lovers?
• Gaga needs to keep the Sharpie away from her eyes and eyebrows.
• Also, the whole theme of the video didn’t play well with the message of the song Telephone. Telephone is about being at da club just havin a good time but some jerk wants to ruin your fun by continually pestering you with phone calls and texts.